SMS Flirt Example I
Guys, bagi yang mau tau gimana numbuhin “chemistry” melalui SMS,
caranya mudah sekali!…
Jika ada Gebetan atau Cewe yang kalian suka SMS apapun itu isinya,
Kalian bisa langsung bikin SMS itu jadi FLIRTING dan numbuhin “chemistry”
dalam diri si CW…
here’s my example:
GIRL: Telah Lahir bayi laki2 dari Natalia – Josh td pagi 6:50, berat 3,45
tinggi 50cm di RSB Budhi Jaya. Anak & Ibu Sehat.
ME: Anak – Ibu Sehat, Bapa nya sehat ga? Hahaha… And YOU GO TO
HELL! Don’t reply, I am busy!
GIRL: I’m in the hell now & have been waiting for you to explore the jungle
of fire because u r the king of this hot jungle
ME: My Kingdom is in Heaven and Hell is not Hot Jungle… Only Animal like
you Life There… Lets Stop… I don’t wanna spend my credits away…
GIRL: Dun spend ur useless credits away. I’m taking FIRST AID training at JIS
now, however if I Find a victim like u, I wont help you out but will let wild
animals help u.
ME: You are the Wild Animals
GIRL: I am, but you are the king of kong alias kingkong
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ME: Kingkong are civilized and evolved into humans…
U are wild and barbaric…
Please don’t bite me… you are dirty!
GIRL: I am Adam n Eve descendant. You inherit King Kong’s Gene &
Blood… Yucky…
ME: Adam n Eve Never have Wild Animals like you as their descendant…
No Wonder you’re wrong! You always Wrong and I Always Win
You See? apapun SMS si CW, kita bisa puter-puter jadi FLIRTING yang
udah gue bukti’in ribuan kali ampuh untuk numbuhin “chemistry”.
AGAIN and AGAIN… Life is Unlimited,
xRoN